{"product_id":"wimpy-guard","title":"Wimpy Guard","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWimpy Guards are a species of embarrassing dog-warriors.  They are scared of most things and easy to traumatize.  Despite this, they are immensely powerful little sluggers who will rise to any occasion if you have enough patience (and are willing to put yourself in harm’s way long enough for them to work up the courage to help you).  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eIf you scare them hard enough, they could probably hit a baseball into the sun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\" id=\"docs-internal-guid-97ce151f-7fff-392e-642a-3cdb78d35a93\"\u003eModel supplied unpainted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Orc the Brand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46975949504670,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0346\/5753\/3997\/files\/wimpyguard_hero_-web.webp?v=1780430370","url":"https:\/\/floatingchair.club\/products\/wimpy-guard","provider":"FloatingChair.Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}